Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
