Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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