Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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