She's JV to your varsity
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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