Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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