i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Still dying that you shit outside
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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