I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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