Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
