i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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