just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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