I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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