Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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