so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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