thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Randomize
