used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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