Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
whose parrot is this?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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