So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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