dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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