have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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