Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
There r osticjed everywhere
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
