is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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