Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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