He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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