Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
