Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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