i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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