Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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