i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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