i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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