i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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