is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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