but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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