so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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