are you still at the devil's house?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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