I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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