so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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