Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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