the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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