What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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