no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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