you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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