Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
