I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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