we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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