If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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