just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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