You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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