That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Can I color on your dick again?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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