i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
