she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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